I'LL GET TO THAT IN A SECOND

I THINK I WANNA LEARN HOW TO SKATEBOARD

AND SOME WEB PROGRAMMING
-HTML AND SUCH

THE CRYPTKEEPER WATCHES ME AS I GO AT IT! HE WASHES ME OFF, TO!

I CAN'T STOP COMING THINKING ABOUT THE INFO I'M GIVVING YOU! ROBIN GIVENS!

I'LL PRINT IT ANYWAY

KATIE HOLMES AND TOM CRUISE MAY NOT RETURN MY CALLS, BUT I'VE GOT IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT THEY NEVER EAT MARSHMALLOWS.

BABYLON'S RUNNING ON EMPTY

THE WHORES OF TODAY, THEY HAVE IT SO EASY, IT MAKES ME SICK. GIVE ME THE OLD-TIME CELBS AND I WILL SLIME THEM GRATIS!

NO BULL-ONEY!

THIS JUST IN - RICHARD MOLL IS THE ARBITER OF ALL DONUTS IN THE WORLD. EVERY DONUT THAT IS CONSUMED MUST FIRST PASS HIS INSPECTION. IF IT GETS HARD, IT PASSES THE TEST!

FOR WHOM ARE WHORES?

CELBRITY SLUTS ARE A DIME A DUZEN! BUT WHO HAS TIME TO SIFT THROUGH CELEBIRTY BULLCRAP?
THIS JUST IN AT SLIMER'S HEADQARTERS - SLIMER HAS TIME AND WILL FIND THE GOOD STUF FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
DON'T MAKE ME SICK WITH BULLSHIT!

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HELLO.