A SLIMMER SLIMER?

BACK OFF DEPRESSION! SLIMER SANK INTO A COMA FOR TEN DAYS OR SEVEN MAYBE! WHO KNOWS WHAT CELB WILL DISTORT THE WORLD NEXT? MAYBE BEN KINGSLEY?

MOVE OVER BACON! SLIMER'S GOING ON A DIET! TOO FAT FOR TINSLETOWN IS HIS GHOSTS GONE WILD SUBTITLE! SLIMER'S GONNA SLIM DOWN TO GET TO THE WEIGHT OF RYAN GOSLING!

THIS MAKES ME UNSURE

HOW MANY MORE CELBS CAN SLIMER TAKE TO THE BANK ONLY TO FINED THAT CELBS MAKE MISTAKES TO? FIRST MICHAEL RICHARDS THEN DANIEL DEVITO THEN TARA REED? SLIMER HAS SAW PICTURES AND VIDEO OF TARA'S NIPPLE AT HOLLYWOOD PARTY!