tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41987258383429037572012-02-16T12:24:33.887-08:00GET THE SCOOP ON ALL THE WHORES!Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.comBlogger191100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-47399626918633174972006-12-08T14:25:00.002-08:002006-12-08T14:44:07.620-08:00BACK OFF DEPRESSION! SLIMER SANK INTO A COMA FOR TEN DAYS OR SEVEN MAYBE! WHO KNOWS WHAT CELB WILL DISTORT THE WORLD NEXT? MAYBE BEN KINGSLEY?<br /><br />MOVE OVER BACON! SLIMER'S GOING ON A DIET! TOO FAT FOR TINSLETOWN IS HIS GHOSTS GONE WILD SUBTITLE! SLIMER'S GONNA SLIM DOWN TO GET TO THE WEIGHT OF RYAN GOSLING!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-4739962691863317497?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-65680038658752901572006-12-01T09:47:00.000-08:002006-12-01T11:10:35.255-08:00HOW MANY MORE CELBS CAN SLIMER TAKE TO THE BANK ONLY TO FINED THAT CELBS MAKE MISTAKES TO? FIRST MICHAEL RICHARDS THEN DANIEL DEVITO THEN TARA REED? SLIMER HAS SAW PICTURES <em>AND</em> VIDEO OF TARA'S NIPPLE AT HOLLYWOOD PARTY!<br /><IMG SRC="http://photo.ringo.com/171/171154903O689626212.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-6568003865875290157?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-61427459289059700862006-11-30T09:35:00.000-08:002006-11-30T09:53:11.091-08:00SLIMER SEES THIS ON YOUTUBE: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B8MFKs6qpU">DANNY DEVITO DRUNK? ON A TV SHOW?</a><br /><br />THESE LADIES ARE LUCKY! AFTER <i>GHOSTBUSTERS</i> CAME OUT, ONE NIGHT DANNY DEVITO WAS IN SLIMER'S BED, GIGGLING AND STARING AT SLIMER'S TAINT! HE SAID, "THE TAINT OF A YOUNG LADY MAKES ME HAPPY!" I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE I'M NOT A LADY!!!!! I SAID TO HIM, "I'M A DUDE!!!!!" AND HE GOT ALL SOUR FACED AND SAID, "WELL NOW YOU'RE WASTING <i>MY</i> TIME!" I DON'T KNOW IF HE WAS DRUNKEN, BUT HE SURE WAS TAINT-MAD! DANNY DEVITO LOVES A TAINT OF A LADY! WHICH IS WHY THESE GALS WERE LUCKY THAT HE DIDN'T GO FOR IT!<br /><br />BY THE WAY, HE MENTIONS SPENDING THE NIGHT NAKED IN A SLEEPING BAG WITH MATTHEW BRODERICK. I BET SLIMER KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-6142745928905970086?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-14296141091967750022006-11-29T13:16:00.000-08:002006-11-29T13:22:53.500-08:00AT MY LUNCH, MICHAEL RICHARDS SAID HE WAS SORRY. I THINK. IT WAS HARD FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE BECAUSE I WANTED TO SQUEEZE OUT WHATEVER SEINFELD HE'D ABSORBED FROM SPENDING SO MUCH TIME WITH SEINFELD INTO A LITTLE POOL ON THE GROUND AND SOAK IT UP IN SOME BREAD AND EAT IT. I LOVE SEINFELD!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-1429614109196775002?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-60328454525054367512006-11-20T15:56:00.000-08:002006-11-20T15:57:39.617-08:00GUESS WHO'S HAVING LUNCH WITH MICHAEL RICHARDS TODAY? THE SCOOP COMES BACK AT YOU LATER!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-6032845452505436751?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-72400708135396026492006-11-15T15:47:00.000-08:002006-11-15T15:48:45.883-08:00NOT INVITED TO THE WEDDING OF TOM AND KATIE? SERVES HER RIGHT FOR HAVING THAT COUCH. NOW IF THEY JUST INVITE LEEZA GIBBONS, ALL WILL BE IN PLACE.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-7240070813539602649?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-64792518253280868352006-11-14T10:46:00.000-08:002006-11-14T10:48:08.755-08:00WHO THE HELL IS LETTING MADONNA ADOPT AGAIN? THAT'S HOW I GOT INTO THIS GHOST SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-6479251825328086835?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-84697946775068285072006-11-13T08:27:00.000-08:002006-11-13T08:31:54.252-08:00I'VE JUST SLIMED MY LAPTOP IN ANTICIPATION OF <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/spider-man_3/"><em>SPIDERMAN 3</em>!</a> I HEARD THAT THOMAS HADEN CHURCH GOT SAND IN HIS SHEW DURING FILMING BUT TOBEY MAGUIRE WAS THERE TO HELP HIM THROUGH IT. GOOD PEOPLE.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-8469794677506828507?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-63388996260921419912006-11-10T10:39:00.000-08:002006-11-10T10:41:34.922-08:00MY SLIME ACHES FOR KEVIN FEDERLINE. HE'S A CELB WHO KNOWS HOW TO GET WHAT'S HIS EVEN WHEN THE WHORES WON'T.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-6338899626092141991?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-55180692538772021152006-11-09T10:06:00.000-08:002006-11-09T10:07:44.662-08:00WHERE ON THE SPECTRAL PLANE HAS DAVID DUCHOVONY GONE? HE WAS JUST HERE TWO MINUTES AGO?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-5518069253877202115?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-18243906129225218982006-11-07T08:20:00.000-08:002006-11-07T08:21:35.356-08:00THIS JUST IN: I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO SEE <em>BORAT </em>AT 7:30 TONIGHT. ANYONE WANT TO COME WITH ME?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-1824390612922521898?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-8353761338799650162006-10-24T16:28:00.000-07:002006-10-24T16:29:09.025-07:00I THINK I WANNA LEARN HOW TO SKATEBOARD<br /><br />AND SOME WEB PROGRAMMING<br />-HTML AND SUCH<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-835376133879965016?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-67279049691155874152006-10-23T10:12:00.000-07:002006-10-23T10:19:04.569-07:00THE CRYPTKEEPER WATCHES ME AS I GO AT IT! HE WASHES ME OFF, TO!<img src="http://physics.syr.edu/icons/cryptkeeper.gif" allign="center" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-6727904969115587415?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-7482347505228831732006-10-23T10:04:00.000-07:002006-10-23T10:06:13.360-07:00I CAN'T STOP COMING THINKING ABOUT THE INFO I'M GIVVING YOU! ROBIN GIVENS!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-748234750522883173?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-72973474291745816612006-10-21T08:37:00.000-07:002006-10-21T08:38:52.120-07:00KATIE HOLMES AND TOM CRUISE MAY NOT RETURN MY CALLS, BUT I'VE GOT IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT THEY NEVER EAT MARSHMALLOWS.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-7297347429174581661?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-88124929037268529312006-10-19T09:36:00.000-07:002006-10-19T18:40:07.164-07:00THE WHORES OF TODAY, THEY HAVE IT SO EASY, IT MAKES ME SICK. GIVE ME THE OLD-TIME CELBS AND I WILL SLIME THEM <em>GRATIS!</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-8812492903726852931?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-16771832896046114802006-10-18T23:26:00.000-07:002006-10-18T23:28:36.740-07:00THIS JUST IN - RICHARD MOLL IS THE ARBITER OF ALL DONUTS IN THE WORLD. EVERY DONUT THAT IS CONSUMED MUST FIRST PASS HIS INSPECTION. IF IT GETS HARD, IT PASSES THE TEST!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-1677183289604611480?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-20591739945767837522006-10-18T15:09:00.000-07:002006-10-18T15:13:06.129-07:00CELBRITY SLUTS ARE A DIME A DUZEN! BUT WHO HAS TIME TO SIFT THROUGH CELEBIRTY BULLCRAP?<br />THIS JUST IN AT SLIMER'S HEADQARTERS - SLIMER HAS TIME AND WILL FIND THE GOOD STUF FOR YOUR PLEASURE.<br />DON'T MAKE ME SICK WITH BULLSHIT!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-2059173994576783752?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4198725838342903757.post-37313434724699726132006-10-12T08:25:00.001-07:002006-10-12T08:25:36.450-07:00HELLO.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4198725838342903757-3731343472469972613?l=slimercelbs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Slimer the Ghosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15625328131280663357noreply@blogger.com0